Break Out the Fava Beans & the Chianti...

Unfortunately, we suppose it was only a matter of time. HuFu -- the tofu alternative to...wait for it: human flesh. The big question -- is this for real? Apparently, the answer is Yes. Again, unfortunately. We hereby welcome all genuine reviews of this...interesting product.

From their website:
How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.

[via StrangeNewProducts]