While You're Up?*

Here's a FridgeMagnetBottleOpener that we here at Doublejack, Inc. would like to have, as it would complement our collection of Coca-Cola bottles from around the world. (Yes, really.)

They're only available in the UK from Suck UK for £15.00 each. ("But I want one now!") Oh well, whatever.

*Where I come from, "While you're up?" means "Yo, you're standing and I'm too lazy to move -- go get me a beer."