OH! MY! GOD! IT'S! THE! POWER! TOOL! DRAG! RACES!!!

O.k., being noticed has kicked my guilt motivation into high gear, so let me see if I can make up for such a long hiatus from posting. I just got this notice today, and even though it's pretty short notice for putting an entry together, you probably have time to cancel that baby shower or bar mitzvah and attend the amazing, the stupendous, the absolutely outrageously fun Power Tool Drag Races

Some quick details from the organizers:

THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!!

THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSFANS,

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
MAY...ay...ay
7TH...th...th
2006...6...6
Noon until we are done
At the ACE INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
(If you don't know, contact the organizers for directions.)
San Francisco

OH MY &$%# G-D, It's the Power Tool Drag Races!

See Massive Milwaukees versus Devastating DeWalts! Porter Cable Drag
Chutes on Sawzall chassis! Hardcore Black and Decker big-block action
and inspired fits of Makita re-engineering! Junkyard hot dogs and
cotton candy for the kids. Vodka sno-cones and OSHA-horrifying
conditions in the pits for the kids over 18!