Knitta, please!

As part of a "post more, worry less about how 'original' it is" policy here at Doublejack, I'm not even going to try to write anything original for this post (aside from this disclaimer...and the disclaimer's disclaimer...and...this stopped being funny even before I started, didn't it? O.k., nevermind...). I merely direct you to the always delightful (and original... s i g h...) Popgadget; she's already got all the good deets lined up all nice and pretty-like.